Jay Fenster

Dear California,

If you’re going to export your smoking bans to our bars, the least you could do is refrain from exporting your wildfire smoke too.

Thanks!

Love,

Jay

Spring into ___.

Fall into ___.

Also, your steakhouse is not simultaneously rare and well-done. That pun was funny exactly once. When Fred Allen said it 50+ years ago about television. And now you’re all using it. Stop it. Just stop.